My Boss and me

When I take a long time . . . . . . I am slow.

When my boss taking a long time . . . . . He is thorough.

When I don’t do it . . . . . . I am lazy.

When my boss doesn’t do it . . . . . . He is too busy.

When I do something without being told . . . . . . I am trying to be smart.

When my boss does the same . . . . . . That is initiative.

When I please my boss . . . . .I am apple – polishing

When my boss pleases his boss . . . . . He’s cooperating.

When I do well, my boss never remembers.

When I do wrong, he never forgets.

I don’t want to go to school

SON: “ But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”

MOM: “ Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”

SON: “ One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”

MOM: “ Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”

SON: “ Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school

MOM: “ One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old.

Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.”

Chilly Question and Ans

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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Case Sensitive Password

This guy calls in to complain that he gets an “ Access Denied” message every time he logs in. It turned out he was typing his user name and password in capital letters.

Tech Support: “ OK, let’s try once more, but use lower case letters.”

Customer: “ Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard.”