ការបន្ទាន់សម័យ នានា ពី ខែ កុម្ភៈ, 2009 បិទបាំង វិចារ | គ្រាប់ចុចផ្លូវកាត់ លើក្តារចុច
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A $1.35 million bra made of 2500 diamonds
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Watermelon Art
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Funny Sleeping Positions
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Picture of the day
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Write in C
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Money Origami
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T-shirt

Hang Glider

Puff Daddy George

Crane

Flowers

Ring

Suit

Heart

2 Hearts
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Friendship, Men vs. Women
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Friendship Among Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. Not one of them knew anything about it.
Friendship Among Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

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Original from: http://johns-jokes.com/joke/show/484/
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This is super funny!!
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Picture of the day
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Men & Women
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriageSmart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
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Some Rude Hand Gestures
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Wanker: The fist is clenched loosely as if an invisible phallus is between the fingers and palm. The hand is then jerked backwards and forwards. This rude gesture mimics the act of male masturbation. It is most commonly used in a male to male situation about a third person. Strangely, in this case it tends to imply a “ fool” and has a toned-down sexual connation. When used by a woman to insult a man the slur is far more serious and tends to suggest that the man is either unfit or incapable of having true sex with a woman. It is common in the United Kingdom.
The Middle Finger: This gesture has often been described as a representation of the male penis and, as such, means “ fuck you” . In actual fact its origins lie in the standard formation used when a man uses his hand to penetrate and masturbate a woman’s vagina. It is also very similar to the hand formation that a woman uses to masturbate herself. In this case the middle (longest) finger is used for clitoral stimulation or vaginal penetration while the other fingers may be clenched as indicated on the left or extended to “ cup’ the pudenda. Its modern meaning is “ fuck you!” -
Singlish
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ទំនាយមហាសង្ក្រាន្តឆ្នាំថ្មីបង្ហាញពីគ្រោះមិនសូវល្អច្រើន
មហាសង្ក្រាន្តឆ្នាំថ្មីនៅសល់តែ២ខែ១៨ទៀតប៉ុណ្ណោះ ឆ្នាំថ្មីនឹងឈានចូលមកដល់ ឆ្នាំជូតជាឆ្នាំចាស់ត្រូវផ្លាស់ចូលឆ្នាំថ្មី។ សៀវភៅមហាសង្ក្រាន្តឆ្នាំថ្មីសំរាប់ឆ្លូវ ព.ស២៥៥៣ គ.ស២០០៩ បានចេញផ្សាយ
ហើយដោយធ្វើការទស្សន៍ទាយតាមទំនាយប្រចាំឆ្នាំ នគរនឹង មានគ្រោះ អាក្រក់ច្រើនគួរឱ្យភ័យ
ខ្លាច។មហាសង្ក្រាន្តឆ្លងចូលមកដល់នៅថ្ងៃអង្គារ៥រោចខែចេត្រត្រូវនឹងទី១៤ ខែមេសា គ.ស
២០០៩នៅវេលាម៉ោង១និង៣៦នាទីរំលងអាធ្រាត្រ ។ ទេពា្ត ឆ្នាំថ្មីនេះព្រះនាមរាក្សសាទេវី ជាបុត្រ
ទី៣កបិលមហាព្រហ្ម គង់នៅចតុម្មមហារាជិកា ទ្រង់អម្ពរពណ៌ខៅ្មលំអនៅលើព្រះកាណ៌ដោយ
ផ្កាឈូករតន៍ អភណៈទ្រង់ពាក់កែវមេរា ភក្សាហារទ្រង់សោយលោហិតឈាម ព្រហស្តសាំ្តទ្រង់
ត្រីសូល៍ ព្រះហស្តឆ្វេងទ្រង់ធ្នូរ ទ្រង់គង់ផ្ទំបិទព្រះនេត្រលើខ្នងអស្សតរសេះជាពាហនៈ ។-
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មហាសង្រ្កាន្ត មិនមែន –សង្រ្កាន ទេ !
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តាមពិតទៅក្បួនសង្ក្រាន្ដមានតែ៧បែបតាមថ្ងៃទាំង៧ដដែលៗ។
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កូនខ្មែរ-បារាំង
ទៅមានឯណាច្រើន បើមួយសប្ដាហ៍មានតែ ៧ ថ្ងៃហ្នឹង! ឬមួយក៏ ចន្នា ចង់បង្កើតថ្ងៃមកបន្ថែមទៀត ? និយាយលេងទេណ៎ា កុំខឹងអី !
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ស្លុតម៉ាស៊ីន និងអាជីវកម្មភ្នាល់បាល់ទូទាំងប្រទេសត្រូវបិទ
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ឧបនាយករដ្ឋមន្ត្រី គាត ឈន់ និងជារដ្ឋមន្ត្រីក្រសួងសេដ្ឋកិច្ច និងហិរញ្ញវត្ថុបានចេញសេចក្ដីជូនដំណឹងមួយនៅថ្ងៃ២៥កុម្ភៈនេះ ដើម្បីបិទអាជីវកម្មស្លុតម៉ាស៊ីន និងភ្នាល់កីឡាបាល់ទាត់ទូទាំងប្រទេស។
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Baby animal pic
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What is it like to be 16 months old?
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Your baby at 16 months
Your baby is probably now a toddler. He is curious
about everything and moving fast by crawling, scooting,
walking, and perhaps climbing. He wants to explore
and be a part of everything going on around him. He
can understand more than he can say which is sometimes
frustrating for him. He is no longer the center of
attention, but has to compete with other activities and
people. He may try many things to get attention and
say “ no” a lot. He wants to test his independence and
show you how important he is. He may do this by being
negative. This is a sign that your baby is growing up.
To help your baby learn
• Give your baby as much freedom as possible to
explore new things. This helps him feel more capable
and that you think what he does is important.
• Your baby needs safe places to explore and practice
his skills. If you use a playpen, use it for only
short periods of time.
• Help your baby discover how things move. Give
him things to push and pull; balls to drop, bounce,
roll and throw; and things to pound on. He will enjoy
putting things together and taking them apart.
• Provide boxes, cans, or cups of various sizes that
fit inside each other.
• Provide your baby a sandbox with pail and shovel
and other items to help him explore and experiment.
Supervise water play in the bathtub or swimming
pool. He will enjoy splashing and pouring water
into and out of containers.
• During bath or dressing, point to parts of the body
and say “ here is you nose, here are your eyes,”
etc.
• Sit with your baby on your lap and read a picture
book. Encourage him to find things pictured,
“ Where’s the bird?” “ Find the ball.” “ What is the
boy doing? Is he swinging?” Encourage baby to
turn the pages himself.How I grow
• I like to climb on things (usually alone).
• I can climb upstairs on my hands and knees.
• I can climb on chairs, sofas, and tables.
• I can climb out of cribs, high chairs, and strollers.
Watch me! I could hurt myself.
• I’m always on the go. I can walk pretty well. I can
run a little. I’m learning to walk backwards.
• I like to carry things in each hand.
• I can turn pages in a book, a few at a time.
• I want to show you how independent I am by doing
what I want, not what you want me to do.How I talk
• I can point to my shoes or parts of my clothing.
• I let you know what I want by talking or pointing.
• I can follow simple requests like “ Give me the
ball.”
• I understand simple directions such as “ no,”
“ come,” “ show me,” and “ look.”
• I can point to pictures you name, if the things in
pictures are familiar to me.
• I can say 4 or 5 simple words.How I get along with others
• I like lots of attention and am easily entertained.
• I can tell when someone I know is absent.
• I like to imitate, like sweeping the floor or pushing
a cart.
• Sometimes I will get things for you.
• I like to know where you are at all times.
• I’m pretty self-centered and often not friendly.
• I mostly want my own way; I don’t cooperate
much.
• I can recognize myself in a mirror or photograph.What I have learned
• I can throw a ball, but usually throw it crooked.
• I like to feel different kinds of things–smooth
things, rough things, soft things.
• I like soft and smooth things, but may not like it
when things stick to my fingers.
• I may be able to build a tower of two blocks.
• I can scribble with a pencil or crayon.What I can do for myself
• I may be able to use a spoon but I spill.
• I may let you know if I have wet or soiled pants
but I’m still too young to be toilet trained.
• I like to do things myself, but don’t do them very well

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Original from: http://www.ok.gov/health/documents/Your%20Baby%20at%2016%20mo.pdf







































កូនខ្មែរ-បារាំង 8:04 ល្ងាច on ខែ កុម្ភៈ 28, 2009 តំណភ្ជាប់អចិន្ត្រៃ |
Wow quels talents !
សុវុឌ្ឍី 1:00 ព្រឹក on ខែ មីនា 1, 2009 តំណភ្ជាប់អចិន្ត្រៃ |
amazing
monida 6:48 ព្រឹក on ខែ មីនា 1, 2009 តំណភ្ជាប់អចិន្ត្រៃ |